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I have been doing a lot of programming lately. It's eating into prose, but it's really good.
For the first time in years I've been answering "what do you do?" with 'programmer.' It sounds way better than describing what I'm mainly paid for.
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your cookie.........what is it your looking for?
I am definitely not mainly paid for my cookies. I always balk at the amount of sugar in those recipes. I can only eat them if I didn't watch them be cooked.
SO ...... WHY DO I HAVE A LOG.DAT FILE THAT BELONGS TO YOU?
I don't know. Where did you find it?
OK, TELL YOU WHAT. YOU FUCKED UP. TOO BAD YOU SPENT ALL THAT TIME LEARNING, JUST TO HAVE IT TAKEN FROM YOU. IDIOT
AND IF YOU WANT A JOB YOU FUCK, YOU SHOULD TRY USING THE FUCKIN EMAIL I LEFT YOU SEVERAL TIMES NOW.
I'm not sure of who you are or what you're talking about. I also don't think I've got any emails from you. Where did you send them?
Please, let me know if there's anything I can do to help you. Reader satisfaction is important to me.
as a programmer : finding my email on your server should be childs play, after all u do ask for it in the comment form.
Dear 'myself'
Go fuck yourself you stupid fuck-whitted fuck button.
Only fools and the mentally handicapped feel the need to write messages with caps lock on.
Go code yourself an e-version of yourself and fuck them.
Toodles!
I don't know who this person is but I like their style.