Need New Subjects

We had a team meeting at work this afternoon. I arrived ten minutes late because no one had told me it was going to be held in the coffee franchise next door. As I quietly took a chair one of my co-workers used body language to indicate I should go buy a coffee like everyone else on the team who were sipping large lattes. I shook my head back, and she looked at me a little sadly because she thought I couldn't afford five dollars for a coffee.

Well, maybe I could have if I hadn't spent that five dollars on this at lunch:

I somehow doubt I'll be seeing any used, paper coffee cups in a phocumentary on their journals sometime soon!