How Many Do You Do?

I wasn't looking forward to a day of a low-fibre diet.

I figured maybe today could be the day I give in to that gnawing feeling to binge eat cinnamon donuts that they now sell for $3 a dozen in Coles and Woolworths.

I was grumpy from my lack of Weet Bix, and I was not pleased to find that supermarket donuts do not taste good anymore. Maybe they never did? Or maybe the price drop has also seen quality of ingredients go down, down.

There was once a Weet Bix marketing campaign where successful athletes would challenge you to answer how many Weet Bix you do. Well, now that I'm 30 the answer is typically somewhere between 1 and 1.5.

Today I did nine shitty cinnamon donuts. It was a foolish plight to distract myself, because as soon as I picked my dozen I saw only twelve brown, puckered arseholes facing up at me.