2 Weeks Left to Live

May 5th 2005

Dear Managers of Woolworths,

This letter is to signify my formal resignation from my position as Long Life Night Filler at Woolworths. I want to thank the store and all managers for having me as an employee for the past two and a half years. I have found this position to be fulfilling (no pun intended) and I leave only to undertake opportunities to advance my life forward.


Brad

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Ballard

Keep it simple! "I hate you all, I quit"

May 6 2005 - Like
Ballard

btw it's actually 14:38

May 6 2005 - Like
Brad

Quote:
btw it's actually 14:38

Get a job!

May 6 2005 - Like
Zippo

Quote:
I leave only to undertake opportunities to advance my life forward


Oh, snap. What a diss.

May 7 2005 - Like
Marcus

Why didn't you consult me about this how are we going to get by with a baby on the way?

May 7 2005 - Like
Ryan

Ah, gotta love the 'no pun intended'.

May 8 2005 - Like
Ryan

And he's right, it's only 16:07.

May 8 2005 - Like
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