Chow's bringing SexyBack

This is Chow. It's hard to believe that beneath this innocent exterior lies a back with more hair than his head.

Chow prepares for his waxing with Elise. He claims the bruise on his left breast was from an errant nipple cripple.

This is where the magic happens. It smelt nice and there was soothing music playing.

This is where the magic was badly needed.

Elise thought we were a couple because I was attending his back wax and we kept arguing about tiny things.

The end result: I said it looked fabulous. I've never seen a hairless expanse of skin that large on a man before.

Chow will be happy to answer any questions about his waxing adventure and any of the worth of skin care products he was upsold.