Of all my work's asshole policies
The one stating that if you consume alcohol during lunch you're not allowed back to work for the rest of the day is probably the least well thought out.
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every problem has a solution. this time, it's getting drunk in the morning
Like I said, a bird in the bush is worth a hundred against India
If you drink 'during lunch'! Have you not heard of elevenses!? Twice within a week, myself and my colleagues have cracked bubbly in our pod! It's not at lunch......
According to wikipedia, wine is not common for elevenses..