Medical Facts

I sighed loudly as a urinated at high speed after drinking lots of water at the gym today.

Then I sighed again. Then a third time.

The maximum capacity of my bladder is over three times that of my lungs. I could drown three people.

Half a litre of chocolate custard before working out will also help you maintain energy levels and lift more weight.

Comments

Lisa

Nice to know

March 22 2007 - Like

Simon Garfunkel

i like to urinate, especially on sundays

March 22 2007 - Like

Jarrad

All that weight lifting must come in handy when hunting cougars or defending your cougar skins from other weight-lifters.

March 23 2007 - Like

Mark

Best comment in the history of Bradism.

March 23 2007 - Like

Brad

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Best comment in the history of Bradism.

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March 24 2007 - Like

Gus

Thanx for the image of you pissing in people's mouths.

March 28 2007 - Like

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