UniversityLand Resort
The UniversityLand Resort is the perfect place to spend a fun-filled day the entire family will enjoy. From the charm of University Drive, Bedford Park to the whimsy of the Tavern explore seven fantastic "lands" of nostalgia, colour and delight. Let your imagination run free in a magic kingdom where life is a fairy tale and dreams really do come true.
ATTRACTIONS
The Lake
Join a goose and a shitload of ducks as you sit in the sun near some hot chicks and gaze at the lake. Bring lecture notes to read for the lecture you're skipping or just listen to an MP3 player and take a nap.
The Sports Center
Team up with or against Asians once again and battle for court supremacy. Or head downstairs and use the newly refitted weights room. Court Access is only a dollar.
The IST Building
Tetris, last minute programming assignments and the occasional firing of group members are all regular shows in the IST building located overlooking the hill that you just slaughtered yourself to climb up.
ENTERTAINMENT
The Tavern
Discover the joys of drinking during the day with pints for the price of schooners on Tuesday AND Thursday!
The Library
Need a reference for an assignment and can't find anything on the internet? Like the smell of billions of books? Need to use a toilet and only know where one is? The Library.
Mickey's House and Meet Mickey
Meet the world's most beloved mouse up close and personal inside his very own home.
Your Bed
Lie on the large, comfortable mattress and doze as sunlight filters through the curtains. Your Bed is open during all morning lectures and tutorials and some early afternoon lectures as well.
Comments
I'm guessing that the Sports Center consists of table tennis because that's, like, the only thing Asians are good at sportswise. ^_^
i want to visit universityland :(
Actually, Asians can be good at basketball. Well, not basketball so much, but whatever one fundamental aspect of basketball at which each Asian chooses to excel.
Yeah, Like Fadeaway Jumpshot Asian! Behind-the-back-pass Asian! Smells-Kinda-Like-Fish-Asian! And Benny!
I think Benny excelled at two skills: wearing a fully matching uniform and looking like an extra in a Triad movie. Also, don't forget Spin-it-off-the-backboard Asian, aka John.
The only Asian that I know of that can play basketball is Yao Ming, and I use the term "play" loosely.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuqUlh6Y84s
That was only made possible by fortune cookies and freakishly long arms.
(mwah)?