My Life is so Simple

This morning I woke up the lightest and richest I've been since puberty and ever respectively. Being melodramatic is overrated. People live hyperboles while I narrate them. The world is my dead racoon and every day I feel like a kid with a stick. I think this might be one of the reasons I spend so much time alone. People seem to be so busy and stressed and whenever I try and emulate them I end up feeling stupid. I think what I really should try is more poking. I should also probably stop being so distractible and write more prose. But probably's are complicated and I'm too simple for that. I'll just continue to cruise and spectate. The sun will shine for me and small woodland creatures sing with me which is hard to explain to the people walking past your cubicle. They understand why we're singing but they don't understand why they're not in the woods.

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Zoe

You need to listen to more yacht rock, friend.

(OMG how obsessed am I with yacht rock today)

August 14 2006 - Like
Brad

This Obsessed?

<img src="./images/yacht_zoe.jpg" />

August 14 2006 - Like
Brad

You can't even tell it's a PhotoShop. I should submit this to Reuters.

August 14 2006 - Like
Zoe

HOTT! :cool:

I srsly want a hat like that. SRSLY.

August 14 2006 - Like
Zoe

I don't think anyone has realised you're back on air yet. :(

August 15 2006 - Like
Gus

who the hell is that chick?

August 17 2006 - Like
Brad

That's Zippo!

August 17 2006 - Like
Zoe

ZIPPO COULD NEVER BE AS HOTT AS ME!

August 18 2006 - Like
Zoe

(that is me, Gus)

August 18 2006 - Like
Zippo

Google Anne Sluti for Zippo hotness.

I'm glad you're back, Brad. Now life feels a little more normal.

August 19 2006 - Like
Gus

So that's Zoe eh... I repeat my request for jelly wrestling between Zoe and Zippo...

August 20 2006 - Like
Zoe

*giggles*

I'm not sick anymore, I'd totally be up for it (hyper)

August 20 2006 - Like
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