My Life is so Simple
This morning I woke up the lightest and richest I've been since puberty and ever respectively. Being melodramatic is overrated. People live hyperboles while I narrate them. The world is my dead racoon and every day I feel like a kid with a stick. I think this might be one of the reasons I spend so much time alone. People seem to be so busy and stressed and whenever I try and emulate them I end up feeling stupid. I think what I really should try is more poking. I should also probably stop being so distractible and write more prose. But probably's are complicated and I'm too simple for that. I'll just continue to cruise and spectate. The sun will shine for me and small woodland creatures sing with me which is hard to explain to the people walking past your cubicle. They understand why we're singing but they don't understand why they're not in the woods.
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You need to listen to more yacht rock, friend.
(OMG how obsessed am I with yacht rock today)
This Obsessed?
<img src="./images/yacht_zoe.jpg" />
You can't even tell it's a PhotoShop. I should submit this to Reuters.
HOTT! :cool:
I srsly want a hat like that. SRSLY.
I don't think anyone has realised you're back on air yet. :(
who the hell is that chick?
That's Zippo!
ZIPPO COULD NEVER BE AS HOTT AS ME!
(that is me, Gus)
Google Anne Sluti for Zippo hotness.
I'm glad you're back, Brad. Now life feels a little more normal.
So that's Zoe eh... I repeat my request for jelly wrestling between Zoe and Zippo...
*giggles*
I'm not sick anymore, I'd totally be up for it (hyper)