I’m Helping

Next weekend we’re moving house and I've been helping pack by doing the following things:

• Taking photos of things that I'm going to throw away
  
• Eating cereal three times a day so that “there’s less cereal to move”
  
• Discovering bouncy balls and bouncing them
  
• injuring myself and resting
  
• Reminiscing about all the short stories I wrote on the deck and never published
  
• Dealing with call centres
  
• Playing music loudly while I'm not engulfed in neighbours.
  
• Selling things on Gumtree
  
• Eating frozen cake
  
• Writing journal entries about moving.