Show Day Phocumentary

For the first time in half a lifetime I decided to go to the show, to deliver to the many celebrity and non-celebrity readers of Bradism.com a Phocumentary.

I set out to take many photos, not just snapshots. Like, see how I deliberately left that light in the corner of this photo, that's what makes it art.

This one doesn't really say anything, it's just a really proper exposure.

The Show is a colourful place, and you can still get this many Bertie Beatles for pocket change.

Colourful shit.

It was nice to have plenty of colourful subject matter in the one place.

This was a big poochie. I couldn't fit it in the frame so I framed its head with its torso. He was friendly.

\"Are you sad because we are in a cage?\" \"No I am sad because we are pugs\" I wish Pugs knew how awesome they were, they just need costumes.

This dog was like \"I am so big; I ain't doing shit but lie here. Hell yeah. Check it out.\"

This dog didn't realise he was being artistically black and white while he dreamt about bones.

Even the fish were big.

This is a turkey. It has a droopy bit on its nose that expands and retracts like a weird penis. If you have ever eaten turkey mince chances are you have eaten many turkey face penises.

Bob Katter announced his alliance with the Coalition early so he could get to Adelaide in time to host the pig racing.

Something about The Greens... and Democrats... look at the piggy run! It was funny.

There was also pig diving. I learned today that pigs drool a lot right before diving.

F U auto-focus!

These little fellas won't be ready for racing for a long while.

Emo-Sheep's MySpace profile photo.

This horse reminded me of Burge...

I like cows. This was supposed to show the detail of its hide, but I artistically blurred its face in the process.

Triptych

Unfortunately most of the cows were leashed to the wall by the neck, so this was the only full profile cow photo I took.

Green Apples

This is part of someone's cake.

Cakes...

These are all cakes. No mirrors involved. There were so many pretty cakes, I wished I could devour them all in one giant pile to break the hearts of everyone who painstakingly decorated them.

Healthy stuff, to balance out the cakes. Why they wrapped the cucumbers and nothing else I do not know. Why I chose to put the reflective cucumbers in focus I also do not know!

After watching people lose money trying to win a prize by throwing a basketball into a \"not standard sized\" basketball ring, I then decided I would try it myself. I did not win anything...

However, it was a very nice day. The End.