Hidden Secrets
I had extra meetings at work today and I decided it would be a good opportunity to try wearing something more formal than jeans to distinguish myself from my peers. I also hadn't shaved for a couple of days and thought pinstripes and a collar might distract away from this. Unfortunately I was pressed for time and didn't have time to iron a shirt (note to self, pun should come after subject).
My solution, a long-sleeved cotton knit! Underneath it I wore a tucked in, un-ironed shirt whose only presence today was to peek its intelligent looking collar about my neck. The knit was also long enough to cover my waist so I got to skip my belt today too.
I was thinking about writing a book about how to save ridiculous amount of time with tiny hacks, but all I've got so far is this, pelvic-floor exercises while waiting for the microwave and "live within walking distance of your work".
Also, in the future I envisage a HUD sort of like a late 80's SEGA Lock On headset that would allow you to RDC into your desk so you could start checking your emails as you walked to work.
Comments
I thought we told you not to do such things in the kitchen Bradly. It's unhygienic. And since when did you need to take your pants off to do pelvic exercises?
Dear Concerned,
I don't need to, but when you're already minus a belt it seemed right.
Who calls me "Bradly"?
Hmmm,
Ask Bossy
I call you bradley.. and unfortunately your money time saving hacks have already been published, Mens Health July. For example those of us who use non-disposable razors, apparently using a blow dryer to evaportate excess moisture after use provides the blades with longevity saving you money.. this amongst other examples that have the potential to save thousands of dollars a year. I chose the shaving one because it's the only one i have been tempted to try