"I'm hosting a piss-poor subject of no real worth" said Paul to the Dean.
"No one will come!" laughed the dean.
"No, No, let me finish, I'm going to make it a compulsary subject for second year IT students."
"Why, that's perfect, if we make Psych A and B in first year pre-requisites, and force the students to do some electives, well fudge, we could stretch the IT degree out another year!"
"Yay!" celebrated Paul. His hair, too long to be considered accidental, bounced and shined with his happy dance. "Oh, one other thing, I'm a little short on money, can we make this a two hour lecture so that I get paid for two hours instead of one, and get free coffee?"
"Do you need to?"
"I could probably comfortably fit it all into an hour, but two hours just seems more, you know, faggoty."
"What are you crazy? I can't clog up the Humanities lecture theatre for two straight hours!"
"What if we had it in a smaller lecture theatre?"
"Why, the only way that will work is if we have it on a Friday, when the Law and Commerce buildings are free. But two hours, well, you'll have to do it first thing in the morning."
"Is 8am ok?" Paul asked, beaming.
"I think 9am will work."
"Oh, please 8am!" Begged Paul, "all the IT students must be sick of having all of their lectures after midday. I'm sure they're keen for a change."
"9am, and that's my final offer" the dean chided.
"Fine," huffed Paul, "but..." the camera zoomed in, the lights dimmed and lightning struck in the background. "But, I will refuse to document the lectures on anything more than a shitty casette tape. I will choose three $100 textbooks for the assigned readings and randomly jump from text to text. And worst of all, I will not put up the lecture outline before the lecture, so that students will go to all the effort of waking up early, drinking a coffee and turning up just to find out that their two hour lecture, obviously the only thing they'd have scheduled on a Friday, is actually going to be half an hour worth of information about the course that I could have just emailed them. It will then end 90 minutes early and the students will have nothing else to do and will go home and try to go back to sleep but it will have been just enough time for them not to be able to sleep, and then they'll be walking around at their house at 10:15am going 'Why am I awake? The lecture is supposed to still be going right now but instead I am at home with nothing to do.'"
Mouth open, he laughed evilly as the camera zoomed back to reveal his pants around his ankles and a lady who was near death next to him in his car.
And that's Industrial and Orginisational Psych, the only topic in the world where you can do quite well in the assignment, take a second optional assignment to improve your chances in the exam and end up losing marks from your overall percentage. AND ALL BEFORE LUNCHTIME.
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