Life's a High Altitude Beach
Switzerland is totally extra.
It's extra amazing, and every time something great happens there's an additional something that collaborates to makes it even better.
Like, cable cars take you up mountain, and then there's another cable car for even more mountain. This one with 360 degree views.
Medieval watch towers you can actually climb up, and then when you come back down there's pigs and Highland cattle.
Trains take you kilometres through mountains, and there's 5G coverage the whole way.
Lovely hotels with free apples and free binoculars for the views.
Mini golf courses in the alps with amazing views in the background, and with mini horses.
Mini Viennetta on a stick! For like 50c each. Just minutes from a huge sculpture monument of a dying lion where there's a park so you can eat them in the shade.
Lakes, in between mountains, with beaches you can swim in and drink a beer at.
Beautiful sunsets that last for over an hour.




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